I thought this deserved it’s own post…
So as my married friend was pretending to be my personal assistant she decided to mess with people that she decided that she didn’t like. Polly Waggling may sound dirty but it is not what you think…..
The conversation went someone like this…. (Copy and pasted this verbatim except for our names)
Guy: Wooooow jaw dropped… You’re so beautiful and tall!!! How tall are you Hun ;)? Have you ever been handcuffed before ;)?
Me(Which is really Cupid): Not handcuffed but I’ve been pally waggled before 😉 it was hot
Guy: Haha are you making fun of me 😶?
Me(Which is really Cupid): No you’ve never heard of that before? I feel weird now
Guy: Haha I thought you were. Tell me about it Hun ;)? What did you do?
Me(Which is really Cupid): It’s when you pick all of the marshmallows out of your lucky charms
Guy: ?? And this has to do with handcuffs why?
Me(Which is really Cupid): It doesn’t I was just letting you know. I hadn’t been handcuffed so I had to let you know something I HAD done, right?
Guy: Haha ok 😉 you could let me know if you’ve ever thought about being handcuffed ;)???
Me(Which is really Cupid): Yeah but I never drive drunk so I don’t typically have to worry about getting a DUI
Guy: You got an answer for everything huh ;)? What if you didn’t break the law? What I wanted to handcuff you myself when we were all alone and then take advantage of you ;)?
Me(Which is really Cupid): Lets just stick to pally waggling for now Mmkay
AHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAH OMG! This guy is not only soooooo weird and extremely creepy but Cupid had me cracking up. I don’t think he wanted to Pally Waggle….